I’m a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

Chapter 334: Chapter 268: Imperial Jade Liquor! Which House Has the Best Excavator Technology!
Lu Mengmeng sneered, “Don’t tease me. Your ability names are weird too.”

Zheng Cheng asked, “What does your ability do?”

“What about yours?”

“My Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique automatically selects targets and reminds me on the spot when targets within my set parameters appear. Of course, they must be within the skill monitoring range.”

“I see…”

Lu Mengmeng pondered for a moment and said, “My skill ‘Wild Deer Dash’ increases the heartbeat speed of the target, but it doesn’t work on element, mechanical, or energy creatures without flesh and blood.”

Caiji asked curiously, “Increasing someone’s heartbeat? Doesn’t seem so useful…”

Zhao Yunxiao shook her head, “You misunderstand. Mengmeng’s ‘Wild Deer Dash’ has two effects.”

“The first effect is that it can be applied to a teammate, causing their heartbeat to accelerate.”

“Once a person’s heartbeat increases, the heart’s blood supply to the brain will speed up, and the body’s requirement for oxygen also increases. This forces the body into high gear in a very short time, comprehensively strengthening the target’s strength and speed.”

“This effect is akin to an all-round amplification of strength, somewhat similar to berserk or bloodlust abilities.”

“An amplification effect, huh…” Caiji said, “I thought it was something special. It’s far inferior to Brother Cheng’s Adrenaline Excitement Technique.”

“Adrenaline Excitement Technique?”

Lu Mengmeng blinked, “What kind of ghost ability is that?”

“An amplifying skill, somewhat akin to your ‘Wild Deer Dash.’” Zheng Cheng replied, “Right, you haven’t explained the second effect of your skill yet. It’s a special effect, isn’t it?”

“Hmm…”

Lu Mengmeng nodded, “The second effect of my ‘Wild Deer Dash’ is called… Perpetual Motion.”

“Perpetual Motion? What the heck is that?”

Both Caiji and Yao Zhixue looked puzzled, but Zheng Cheng seemed to grasp something.

“You mean… The second effect can cause the first effect, the increased heartbeat, to continue indefinitely?”

“Yes.”

Mengmeng said, “Yes, as long as the baddie is affected by my ‘Wild Deer Dash’, their heart will continue to beat. Then…”

While talking, her face turned pale as if she recalled something.

Zhao Yunxiao patted her head, hinting her to stop talking.

“I know about this. Mengmeng once tested this effect on a Fallen One during a roundup.”

“The result was simple. That Fallen One’s heart…”

Zhao Yunxiao made an explosion gesture with her hand, and everyone’s faces changed.

Accelerated heartbeat?

Perpetual Motion?

Forcing the target’s heart to constantly beat without rest.

Then… Boom!

As splendid as fireworks—explode!

Upon hearing this, even Zheng Cheng’s face couldn’t help but change.

This ability effect indeed seems horrific and eerie.

From a certain perspective, it might even be more terrifying than his Adrenaline Excitement Technique!

His Adrenaline Excitement Technique, at worst, causes targets to fall weak. As long as you can move away from the battlefield when the ability effect ends, there is still a chance to survive.

However, Lu Mengmeng’s ‘Wild Deer Dash’ can directly cause the target’s heart to explode!

This…

Zheng Cheng suddenly asked, “Do you have any other special abilities?”

“Yes.” Lu Mengmeng answered confusedly, “I have an ability called ‘Mental Chains.’”

“Mental Chains? What special effect does this have?”

“It can connect up to five minds together, allowing five people to communicate within their minds. Of course, it only works within a certain range.”

Mengmeng explained, “The first effect is to double the connection area. The second effect is to distribute life forces among all connected individuals, preventing anyone from dying of severe injuries.”

“Unless someone can kill all five connected people at the same time, but this is extremely difficult.”

“This skill is pretty game-changing…”

Whispered Caiji, while Yao Zhixue nodded in agreement on the side.

However, Zheng Cheng seemed lost in thought. ‘Mental Chains’ indeed has a great effect, but compared to ‘Wild Deer Dash’ and his change ability, it still falls a tad short.

He suddenly blurted out, “Who’s the best at operating an excavator?”

The others exchanged puzzled glances, and Lu Mengmeng asked in confusion, “Zheng Cheng, are you asking me? I…I don’t know…excavator..”

Doesn’t know?

Perhaps she’s of the 00s or even 10s generation; it’s normal for her to not know.

“Love you walking alone in the dark alley~ Love your stand-tall image~”

“Huh?”

Lu Mengmeng was even more confused and her cheeks were flushed.

“Are you confessing to me, jerk, in front of everyone!”

Still doesn’t know?

Could it be that she’s from the 20s generation?

What should I do?

How should I hint?

“Palace jade liquid wine~”

“Huh?”

“You stand right there and don’t move!”

“Huh?”

“What horse-plum?”

“Huh? Wha…what plum?”

Yao Zhixue nudged Zheng Cheng and asked annoyed, “Zheng Cheng, what are you rambling on?”

“Nothing.”

Zheng Cheng shook his head and sighed. It seemed that Lu Mengmeng was not his fellow townfolk.

Does this mean that this mutated ability only belongs to me?

“Alright, Zheng Cheng.” Zhao Yunxiao also chimed in, “Ever since a few months ago, you’ve been obsessing over Mengmeng’s special ability. Now that you see it, why are you talking like a madman?”

“Although there are not many special professions awakened in our Xia Country every year, there are still quite a few. For example, the poultry druid.”

The druid instantly looked upset at this and said, “Sister Yunxiao, why are you picking on me?”

Zhao Yunxiao gave him an annoyed glance and continued, “In addition to special professions, some Professionists, when they level up or learn skills due to certain special reasons, will learn some special skills or even special characteristics. This is very common.”

“You’re not the most special.”

“Sigh…”

Zheng Cheng shook his head. Sister Yunxiao, you don’t understand.

But all he could say was, “I get it Yunxiao, I… Ah yes, Yunxiao, do you know about the God Professional?”

He had heard of this existence from many others, and many people also believed they were God Professionals.

Could it be that the effects of the skills of the Professionists designated as “God Professionals” are the same as his?

Such as…Jiang Muyun, the daughter of the dawn black sun?

She…she calls herself a God Professional!

The Spirit Shrine Maiden!

Zhao Yunxiao said, “Ah…God Professional…That’s what people used to call professions they didn’t understand, those associated with gods or myths.”

Seeing the eager looks on her students’ faces, she could only shake her head and say, “Alright, I’ll tell you.”

“The reason it’s called a God Professional is that the abilities of these professions can ignore any resistance of the target and take effect in an extremely short time.”

“For instance, Zheng Cheng, your Acute Gastroenteritis Instant Eruption Technique is…terrifying, and it works on anyone.”

“And Lord Melody from the Eagle Nation, who has the ‘Angel’ profession, her resurrection skill works on anyone.”

“Whether you’re a newly awakened Professionist or an Epic Level powerhouse, she can revive you!”

“Moreover, after resurrection, these Professionists become genderless puppets, retaining their memories from life but incapable of disobeying any order given by Melody.”

“As for whether a Legend Level powerhouse can be revived, we don’t know yet because she’s never tried.”

“So, Lord Melody is the only one recognized as a ‘God Professional’ in this world.”

“As for the others, including you, they are just rumours and haven’t been accepted by the public.”

“Others believe that God Professional is just a myth.”

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