I’m Really Doing Business. Why Does Nobody Believe Me?
The dazed Li Yidao was brought back to reality by a cold voice.
“What are you thinking? It’s time to eat!”
Li Yinuo placed a plate of fried rice on the table, though it looked slightly burnt. Or maybe it had too much soy sauce.
There were no eggs.
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There weren’t many eggs, but it was still tomato and egg stir fry.
Seeing the food on the table, Li Yidao quickly snapped back to reality, with a content expression on his face.
The previous fear of death dissipated instantly.
He picked up the rice bowl from the table, ready to serve himself some food.
However, Li Yinuo slapped his hand.
She frowned and said, “Go take a shower and change your clothes before eating.”
“Can’t you smell how rotten you are? How can you still eat?”
“And aren’t you afraid of suffocating yourself?”
Li Yidao was taken aback for a moment and instinctively sniffed his nose.
It seemed like…
It smelt really bad.
Most likely it was due to the cold sweat from being scared earlier.
Three minutes later…
Li Yidao, with a blissful expression, put the rice mixed with tomato and egg stir fry into his mouth.
This was the taste!
“We’re out of rice at home. There is no soy sauce left at home. The electricity bill is overdue for a week, and the water bill will be overdue soon.”
“If we don’t open the shop tomorrow, we’ll have to consider getting hungry and sleeping outside. We will either die from the heat or be bitten to death by mosquitoes.”
Li Yinuo spoke without lifting her head while eating.
Li Yidao, who was enjoying the delicious food with a blissful expression, involuntarily stopped chewing.
Life was so hard.
It was even harder to raise a girl!
…
Just as Li Yidao was enjoying the delicious food, in an upscale apartment in the city nearby, a flamboyant and glamorous gay man looked at the pop-up notification on his phone with a happy expression.
This person was exactly the Enchanting Little Witch, whom Li Yidao had just followed.
He was the high-quality customer with a 99% probability of dying.
“Hehe! My fanbase has grown by over 2,000 again.”
“Be good. Once you master that move, you can have a rest. And then I promise to let you eat one more banana every day, alright?”
“Okay… fine.” Enchanting Little Witch eventually agreed in a low voice.
He picked up a cup of water and took two big gulps.
However, he didn’t notice the faint pain in his heart.
It was overshadowed by the immense feeling of emptiness in his stomach.
…
On the other side, Li Yidao finished his lunch in satisfaction and took a nap.
After the lunch break, he made himself a cup of tea and leisurely lay on the recliner to play his phone.
He had just opened the platform.
He realized that there were many notifications in it.
After opening it, he took a look.
He was overjoyed.
Good heavens, this Enchanting Little Witch really knew marketing.
He actually pinned his comment to the top?
At this moment, the comments below were already occupied by netizens from all over the world.
“D*mn! I gotta hand it to you, bro. Your business promotion skills are impressive!”
“Is the funeral industry becoming so desperate these days? They’re actively seeking customers now?”
“Seeking customers is one thing, but I advise the shop owners not to create customers themselves!”
“What kind of nonsense are you spouting, the guy upstairs? Can customers in the funeral industry be manufactured?”
“Well, customers can indeed be manufactured, but then one might end up becoming one’s customer.”
“…”
“Haha, this cracks me up. A 50% discount for booking in advance? Bro, just tell me how I’ll know what is the date. I’ll book one day in advance.”
“Hey, bro, you’re a bit late. My dog passed away last month. I’ll take care of your business next time.”
“Grinning~ This generation of bosses really has some ideas. You do know marketing.”
Looking at the comments below, Li Yidao himself was amused.
But thinking about it, they were actually right with their jests.
A funeral director left promotional comments under someone’s video.
It was a bit too much.
But…
He was really trying to attract business. Why didn’t anyone believe him?
He could only shout crazily in his heart!
“I’m really doing business…”
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