I Can’t Be Sword God



335 Heart-crushing Devil’s note in the netherwater Valley [ 2in1 ]

The second day of the new year, welcoming the god of wealth.

Li Chu got up early, washed up, and got dressed. He opened the doors of deyun temple.

After elder du got up, he was surprised to find that his master had gotten up earlier than him. He immediately felt guilty.

“How can you do these things? we should be the disciples.” “I’ve been lazy recently,” elder du said,”I actually woke up after hearing the rooster’s cry.” You have to wake up early tomorrow, I’m going to call a chicken!”

“It’s nothing. Before you came, I was the one who did these things.” “Besides, the God of Fortune is here today. I have to lead the way to welcome him,” Li Chu said indifferently.

“I’ve followed master for a long time, but this is the first time I’ve seen you show such respect to an immortal,” du Lanke shook his head and sighed.

it’s free, ” Li Chu said. I’ll just believe as much as I can.

Li Chu returned to the front hall after taking a bath in the warm spring sun.

Previously, because he had been to shenluo city for many days, plus the deyun temple’s renovation, the popularity of the temple had declined.

So since he came back, the master and disciple came up with a wonderful advertising model-let the flying sand in ten thousand miles distribute flyers from house to house.

Now that all the villagers in the surrounding villages knew that little Daoist priest li had returned, those who needed to chase after his idol could start moving. Of course, they could also come if they wanted to find someone to exorcise the evil spirit.

He had no choice but to accept the fact that he had completely lost his appeal. He had no choice. Most of the young girls who had admired him in the past had already lost their legs, so it was not easy for them to leave the house.

“It’s a good thing that I’ve cultivated a disciple who has 80% of my looks when I was young.”

The old Daoist could only comfort himself in this way.

Li maoqing looked at the old Daoist with a strange expression and said in shock,”How thick-skinned you are, master Yu. It’s amazing.”

“Hmph,” he snorted. Yu Qi ‘an looked at the state preceptor arrogantly and said coldly, ” “Mortal.”

His domineering aura made dulanc, who was watching from the side, shiver.

Li Chu welcomed him for a while and a God of Wealth really came.

A round man wearing a brocade worker’s robe had a round head and a round belly. His clothes were embroidered with copper coins, his belt was inlaid with gold, the tips of his shoes were gold, and his neck was gold. He had four jade rings on each of his left and right hands.

The only thing missing was the word ‘nouveau riche’ printed on his head.

little Daoist priest li, Happy New Year! I’ve heard so much about you. As soon as he entered the hall, he held Li Chu’s hand and greeted him warmly, ” I’m Zhen youqian, Qian as in ‘Qian’ and ‘Qian’ as in ‘Qian’.

“What a respectable name.” Li Chu said.

After they were seated, Zhen youqian did not waste any time and directly stated his purpose for coming.

“I’m a merchant from the Tian Nan region, and I often come to the Jiang Nan region to do business, so I’ve heard of the famous Daoist priest li. I was in the Hangzhou Prefecture when the incident happened, so a friend recommended me to you.”

“My wife has a heart disease and hasn’t recovered for years,” Zhen youqian said. When I left home yesterday, she was still fine. However, at night, a family member came to report that she had fainted again, and it was extremely serious. I wanted to go home and visit, but my family said that they had already invited a famous doctor to see me. I have to get a strange medicine called ‘netherworld River heart grass’ within seven days to be saved. Instead of rushing home, I might as well go and ask for medicine.”

“Netherworld River heart grass?”

that’s right. I’ve asked someone to ask. It’s a legendary medicine that grows in the ethereal netherworld sea. It’s hard to find in the human world.

“Ghost Country?” “You have a way in?” Li Chu frowned.

This place was so resplendent that he missed it. If he could, he wouldn’t mind taking a stroll around the place.

“Of course not!”

Zhen youqian looked at Li Chu in surprise. What’s with that expression of yours as if you were reminiscing about your first love? It looks so dangerous, hey.

Li Chu’s expression turned serious again as he motioned for Zhen youqian to continue.

“Although we can’t enter the ghost Kingdom, it is said that there is a place in the human world where the heart grass of the netherworld River might grow, and that is the netherwater Valley in the southern border.” Zhen youqian continued.

“Dark water Valley’s bi an,” Li Chu muttered the name.

It sounded weird.

“It’s said that there’s a strange River that has the same origin as the netherworld sea flowing here. And the netherworld River heart grass grew at the bottom of the netherworld water. It’s as hard as ascending to heaven to get the Kasaya.”

Zhen youhuan looked at Li Chu eagerly.

“I’ve invited all the sects in the Hangzhou Prefecture, but no one dared to go. They told me that if one wanted to have such power, one must be an Almighty. But how could it be so easy to invite an Almighty? In the end, an elder of the Feifei sect told me that if I could get little Daoist priest li to help, he might even be stronger than an ordinary Almighty Tao Wu.”

you’re flattering me, ” Li Chu said. but our deyun temple has always been good and cheap. We’re honest with the old and the young.

“Little Daoist priest li, please!”

Zhen youzhen nodded again. I’ll leave my wife in your hands!

Although Li Chu felt that his words were strange, he nodded slightly and accepted the Commission.

……

“Hehehehehehehe.”

In a remote place in the southern border, there was a small wooden house in the wilderness.

A thin and hunchbacked old woman sat cross-legged on the ground, and paper lanterns were scattered around the floor. For some reason, the lanterns seemed a little eerie in the shadows, and many of the paper skins seemed to reflect human faces.

Some of them were even making low and strange sounds, as if they wanted to escape.

However, the palm-sized wooden giant in front of the old woman looked at the lanterns. Not only was it not frightened, but it was also interested.

“Divine granny Zhang, your soul capturing technique is unparalleled in the world. I’m afraid that even thousands of years ago, there are not many who can surpass you. Why are you willing to live in seclusion in this remote place of the southern border and do such a shady business?”

The tone of the “Wood Man king” was filled with regret.

“Hehe.” The old woman laughed at herself, ” where else can our skills go? He was just struggling on whilst at death’s door in a corner of the southern border, begging for an inheritance. If they were really under the sun, they would be wiped out by the Imperial court of Heluo and the twelve immortal sects within a few seconds. Even if I don’t say that I’m alone, do you think you can see people with your sect’s power?”

“Soon, Xuanji, our current Cult Master Emperor Yu is currently in seclusion. The day he comes out will be the day he sweeps the world. Now, we are going to do something big in the world to create momentum for the day of the Ascension of the crescent moon!” The wood Man king said generously.

He changed the topic again. the destruction of shenluo city should have been one of them. However, due to various accidents, the plan of Lord canghai has actually failed.

after that, the sect sent people to investigate. Although the specific reasons are still unknown, we already know that the failure of Xuanji’s Lord Cang hai was actually inextricably linked to a little Daoist in Jiangnan.

the day before yesterday, the forces sent to the human world by the immortal-slaying city of the demon land, which was working with me, were also wiped out by this little Daoist. His methods are extremely cruel.

“Therefore, the little Daoist must die!”

hehe, the wood Man king is so silly. the old woman shook her head. I’m old, but I’m not stupid. You’re right, I really want to take revenge for that bastard. However, Yingluo, you’ve already told me how strong that little Daoist is, so how can I still be your blade? If you have the strength, you can kill him yourself. If you don’t have the strength, what can you do with me?”

“With you, it’ll naturally be very different.” The wooden King said in a bewitching tone, ” of course, I won’t hide behind you and use you as a blade. I will do it myself. I just need your help, hehe.

“My soul capturing technique?” The old woman asked.

“Do you know that there’s an immortal artifact in the world that specializes in attacking divine souls? No matter who it was, as long as their primordial spirit was struck by this object, they would definitely shatter and die instantly. Even the legendary true immortals can’t escape from this.”

“You mean the black turtle divine whip?” The old woman’s eyes widened.

“Not bad.” The strange expression on the wooden giant’s face was clearly unmoving, but at this moment, one could see that it was smiling.

“In the early years, I was almost killed by li maoqing in the divine Ruins. But in the end, not only did I manage to escape, but I also obtained this treasure by chance.”

The wood Man king raised his hand and conjured a small shadow that looked like a steel whip. It was only three inches in size in his palm, but it was so ancient and majestic that it made the old woman, who was sensitive to the soul, almost want to kneel down and worship it.

“It’s the real deity striking whip! An ancient celestial artifact!” She cried out in surprise, ” although there is a crack, the Kasaya is still a first-class immortal artifact!

“How is it? Will your soul-binding technique and the deity-striking whip work?” The wood Man king asked.

Although the old woman was shocked, she still hesitated. After a while, she shook her head.”Still no.”

“Why?” no matter who it is, ” the wood Man king said. as long as your soul is captured, you will not be able to escape my God-striking whip!

“Heh, do you think that this old woman’s soul capturing technique is some kind of peerless Immortal Technique? You want to detain whoever you want?” The old woman smiled again.

“If it was a mortal’s soul, I would naturally be able to capture it as I wish and kill it without leaving a trace. For those with some cultivation, they might have to use a little more effort to avoid attracting the attention of the other party. For those whose cultivation base is not weaker than mine, I will need to set up a spiritual altar, cast spells three times, and offer nine rounds of sacrifices to forcibly imprison them. If your cultivation is higher than mine, you’ll have to gamble your life. If you’re not careful, you’ll be killed instead. For example, the little Daoist you mentioned might not even be a match for you five Dharma Kings, Lord vast sea. Wouldn’t I be seeking death if I went to capture him?”

“I’ve naturally considered this as well.”

The wooden King’s expression did not change, but it seemed to be laughing with confidence.

“I’m going to lead the little Daoist to a strange place. This place is also in the southern border, and there’s a river that has the same source as the ghost Kingdom’s netherworld sea. At the same time, there would be a strange heart-crushing demonic sound every day at sunset. Under the heart-destroying demon sound, even the soul of a powerful being would become unstable. It’s hard for anyone below the Almighty level to take a single step.”

“And when his soul is unstable, the effect of your soul capturing technique will be a hundred times stronger! When the time comes, Xuanji ”

“Dark water Valley!” The old woman said in shock,”the heart-crushing demonic sound from the nether Water Valley!” Since we are cultivating the soul capturing technique in the southern border, we naturally have to know this place. If it was there, I would dare to capture a demigod!”

“Then, what about the Suan ni soul capturing technique, the deity striking whip Suan ni, and this Valley heart of sound?” The wooden King asked with a sinister smile.

At this moment, the old woman’s eyes lit up, as if she had finally been convinced.

“With the sound of heart of water and valley, of course it’s going to be great!”

……

There was an Inn outside the nether Water Valley called the ‘sisters’ Inn’.

Of course, this Inn was not only for women. The reason for its name was that this Inn was opened by a few sisters.

Although the innkeeper’s several female managers were quite old, each of them was beautiful and enchanting, with a charming charm, and all the rich guests who came and went were fascinated.

It was almost dusk.

Li Chu, du Lanke, and boss Shao came to the shop together.

yo, gentlemen, come quickly. Are you coming to the top or to stay at a hotel? ” A female shopkeeper in a red dress quickly moved her waist and welcomed him.

just some side dishes will do. We plan to enter the valley overnight after eating. Du Lanke said.

“That won’t do. You have to stay at the hotel.” The female manager said.

“Eh?”

Elder du was stunned. So what you gave me just now was not a multiple choice question?

no, listen to me. the female manager gently pressed on old DU’s shoulder and asked him to sit down.

“You’re probably guests from afar and are not familiar with this place. In this nether Water Valley, after sunset every night, there would be a demonic sound that would destroy the heart. Even the most powerful people would not be able to withstand it for a short while. Even outside of the valley, our souls are always unstable. It’s already late, aren’t you seeking your own death by entering the valley now?”

Du Lanke was so close to her that he could only smell the fragrance. He didn’t hear what she said, but he already wanted to stay the night.

He turned around to look at his master, and Li Chu looked at boss Shao.

“One more night isn’t too much,” Zhen youqian said.”We’ll stay here then.”

“Alright, I’ll go and arrange the food and wine for you.” The female manager turned around and walked into the kitchen like a butterfly.

Who knew that the moment she entered the kitchen, her expression would change.

“Sisters, sisters!” She shouted excitedly,”but I’ve got a good body. None of you are allowed to snatch it from me tonight.” We’ll guard this place and take advantage of the convenience of the heart-destroying demon sound. But this is the first time I’ve seen such a good-looking man. ”

In front of her, there were six women who were also dressed in colorful clothes. Their appearances, figures, and ages were all similar.

“Second sister, this little Daoist is hehe,” one of the yellow-clothed women said.”He is third sister’s enemy.”

“What?” The woman in the red dress turned around. third sister? ”

“Not bad.” The woman she was looking at was also a woman who still had her charm. She nodded heavily.

“Originally, Zhenzhen, AI ‘AI, and Lian Lian were living a carefree life by absorbing Yang Qi from others in the wilderness. However, when he got there, he used hard methods to force the medicine goddess’s whereabouts, making it impossible for us to gain a foothold in the wild water Plains, so we had no choice but to come to you sisters.”

It turned out that she was the spider demon from the wilderness that day.

When Li Chu asked for the information he wanted, he saw that they didn’t do anything wrong and they had made an agreement, so he didn’t make things difficult for them. However, the spider demon’s family had confessed the fierce Medicine goddess, and they no longer dared to live in the Suino Plains, not wanting to Harbor any hatred.

“Third sister, have you ever recognized the wrong person?” The lady in the red dress was still unwilling to accept this.

his handsome face is still so handsome even if he’s turned into ashes! The woman gritted her teeth and said, ” how could I be wrong? ”

“……”

Although her words sounded strange, the sisters could still feel her resentment.

but this little Daoist is so powerful, ” someone said. how can we provoke him? ”

“AI, it’s fine!” Another woman in a purple dress waved her hand. once the heart-destroying demonic sound is heard, these people who are here for the first time will definitely have their souls unstable. No matter how high their cultivation level is, they will definitely be like this. I suddenly landed in his room and tied him up with a spider web! At that time, I’ll add the spider’s poison to it and you’ll be able to do whatever you want!”

“If second sister wants to absorb Yang Qi, then absorb it to your heart’s content! If third sister wants revenge, then she should take it happily! Us sisters taking turns to enjoy ourselves, isn’t that great?”

The group of Spider demons immediately beamed with joy.

“Big sister is mighty!”

……

Before long, darkness enveloped the southern border.

A strange voice suddenly rang out, as if the oldest spirit on this land was singing.

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