I Became the Academy’s Kibitz Villain

This other world was dominated by supernatural abilities.

Naturally, among these abilities, there were transformative ones like Metamorphosis, Polymorph, and Avvvaaataar!!

Turning into a demon was an exception.

That was more like falling into corruption, not transformation.

Most of these transformation abilities involved wrapping mana around the body to change its appearance.

Like me, turning the protective aura flowing around me into clothing.

Or, like Yumir, creating a magical girl costume.

Or, like Baek Seol-hee, creating external armor.

“Ta-da. Dodjirider, at your service.”

“How about it? Brewer. Do I look like a school kid with this recorder?”

“Absolutely beautiful, cute, and lovely, Lord Doul.”

Brewer covered her mouth and nose with her hands, continuously taking photos with her Taeguk Watch.

“Ah, it’s so unfortunate that this is a pension in Ulleungdo…! If it were Sejong Island, I’d have raided the children’s section for clothes right away…!”

“What are you planning to do?”

“Try on different clothes and fill up the photo album…!”

Ah.

I found her.

The woman the police should be arresting was right here.

“Don’t they sell children’s clothes here?”

“Are you offering?!”

“For Brewer, who assists the Goblin, I’d do at least that much. Of course, I am only modeling. You have to procure the clothes yourself.”

“Agh…!”

Brewer clenched her fist in agony.

“Unfortunately, the children’s clothes sold here are only for toddlers. Even I have my limits.”

“I can’t transform that far either. It would be faster to just have a child like that.”

“Have…! Ah, Lord Doul…!”

I thought Brewer was just a fan of Gunggi, but it seemed she really had that kind of preference.

Dangerous.

If I ever had a daughter, I had a strong feeling that I shouldn’t let Brewer be her nanny, especially when the child grew up.

“Director Do doesn’t seem moved by all this?”

Now, the arrow was pointed at me.

Both Brewer and Doul pushed me, asking if I didn’t feel anything seeing this.

“Why should I? I’m not a fiend walking the path of unbridled evil.”

“Ah, that story’s fiend?”

“Yeah.”

The story had been completed in this world.

But for some reason, the sequel about the children hadn’t started.

Sorry to those waiting for a follow-up, but I wasn’t inclined to unleash a knowledge demon in this world.

“-The blond ninja becomes the leader of the Seven Villages!!”

“-What!? Stop the nonsense! You’re spouting weird stuff!”

“-And his son becomes the protagonist, and his wife is-”

“-Aaaagh! Stop!! Please, don’t say who his wife is!!”

“-The woman with white eyes?! It’s not the pink-haired one, right?!”

“-…Hahaha!”

“-Aaaagh!!”

If I ever became a demon, I wondered if people would call me the Demon of Spoilers.

Or maybe the Demon of Spin-offs and Fanfiction.

If that happened, my form would be different from now, but there was no reason for me to become a demon.

In short.

Just as there was no reason for me to become a demon.

There was no reason for me to become a fiend.

Becoming a fiend meant losing the laws and order of my world, becoming fully assimilated into this world, and sharing tastes with despicable old men.

I definitely had no intention of committing such illegal acts.

I came from the land of Acheong (我淸), a nation that I declared to be incorruptible.

“Though such beings exist in stories, I am abbbbsolutelyㅡ”

“Ah, that? …It suits you? Aren’t you and the Chief exactly in that position?”

“…….”

Oh.

That was a bit tempting.

“Are you saying the Chief and I appear to be in that kind of relationship?”

“Hey, look at this! Do you agree with that when it involves the Chief?”

“If it’s the Chief, it’s a different story.”

Though the man might be teased as a rogue.

Surely, that couple was the greatest of the century, and even those who preferred NTR would say, ‘Ah, these two are a bit…hmm’ and reject coupling them.

That kind of coupling, me and the Chief?

It was definitely expected of Doul.

She had a keen eye.

“But, does the Chief really look that young?”

“More than looking young, the Chief can shrink even more. Right now, it’s just down to Director Do’s psychological resistance line? Hehehe.”

“Ultimately, you’re trying to push me into pedophilia. Take it easy, Doul.”

“No way? I’m going to keep going. Hehe.”

Fortunately, the conversation went through, but if that conversation attacked me again, I wouldn’t stand for it.

“So, Director Do, do you prefer big or small?”

“There’s a bit of an injustice here.”

“Why?”

“Don’t women always prefer bigger?”

Now, it was my turn to attack.

Brewer briefly tilted her head at my words, and Doul blushed slightly, bowing her head.

“Especially Doul, you like it the most, don’t you?”

“That’s, that’s not it!!”

“Really? That time was…”

“No, no!”

Doul screamed back at me.

“You’re just too big, that’s the problem!”

“Should I practice shrinking then? Huh?”

I couldn’t reduce my physical size.

My imagination didn’t stretch that far, so shrinking my body was impossible.

“How would you like it, smaller?”

“If I could have shrunk it, I would have done it long ago!”

“I never wanted to shrink, but since you keep provoking me, I think I’ll have to research it a bit.”

Perhaps I fundamentally questioned why I should reduce my current physical form, or maybe my heart fundamentally rejected shrinking.

“Enough joking. There’s no need to maintain that form, so return to normal.”

“No way. This is efficient.”

“Then change like Chaos did.”

“Ew, why turn into a beast. Even if it’s more comfortable, I’m a person. A person!”

“Even though you’re a ghost.”

“I was a person!!!”

Doul reached out to scratch me, and I grabbed her wrist and lifted her up.

“What’s the point if you get caught so easily.”

“Kyaa.”

“…Ah, um, this is interesting. If the world sees this, they won’t think we’re members of Yi Maemangnyang.”

“Even S-class celebrities don’t always go to a Tenpro and pop champagne. Anyway, I have no plan to shrink my body.”

Why would I reduce this height, this physique, and even that baseball bat?

“Why should I diminish my body when the Chief likes it just as it is?”

Why would I?

“Doul. Do you think it’s right for me to become younger to match your age?”

“Umm…”

“I think it’s okay.”

“Brewer?”

“My honest opinion.”

Brewer raised her voice, making it seem obvious.

“Goblin boy mode. No one can stop this.”

Brewer quickly sketched something on the back of a piece of paper, finishing a drawing in no time.

“Take a look at this.”

“I have a feeling I shouldn’t even consider it.”

“It’s an important discussion for our society, so pay attention. It could be a big help for this operation!”

Brewer looked excited.

The idea seemed sound, but why did I feel so uneasy?

“The Goblin is currently known as an ‘adult’ to the public.”

“That’s right.”

“But what if he moved around as a child? Who would suspect that’s the Goblin?”

“…….”

“How about it? Sounds pretty plausible, don’t you think?”

Brewer began to read mine and Doul’s reactions.

Because I remained silent, and Doul looked at me with hopeful eyes…

“…Is it even possible?”

I reconsidered my stance.

It seemed that the concept of ‘reduction’ or reverting to a younger state was more common when it came to transformation.

The situation with the Chief was somewhat different.

She’s practically a ‘god’ when it comes to supernatural abilities or magic powers, so it wouldn’t be odd for her to use any ability.

It’s also different for Doul, Gonggi, and the four executives.

Looking at Doul alone, their fundamental essence was magic power.

But if it’s a normal human body like mine…

“……Brewer.”

“Yes?”

“When the Zenros enter Sejong Island this time, they’re bound to head to the underground lab, aren’t they?”

“Wherever they go, having a smaller body for infiltration would be useful, right?”

“If a child is just wandering around in a strange lab…”

“It might be odd, but think about it, Director Do. There’s no need to start in a state that consumes a lot of mana, right?”

“…!”

That was right.

Maintaining invisibility or spirit form consumed a lot of mana. If I, like the Chief, succeeded in lightening my weight, I could infiltrate their lab or anywhere else with more ease.

“Okay. Let’s try to develop this ability until the Zenros arrive at Sejong Island.”

I hadn’t felt the need until now, but with Doul here and Brewer by my side, it was worth researching during our stay at this pension.

“Whether it’s compression, shrinkage, reduction, or time reversal, let’s try everything once.”

Just like Doul did with time acceleration.

“Now, I, too, can’t afford to waste magic power forever. I need to create a body state that uses magic power efficiently.”

For the secret society, I would develop a new ability.

Everything for the peace of the world united under the secret society.

And then.

After the weekend.

Monday morning.

“Isn’t this too young?”

“Just perfect!”

Doul hugged me from behind.

I looked at my reflection in the mirror and couldn’t help but sigh.

“Is this right?”

Height.

140 cm.

“…Almost 40 cm shorter.”

I had become a Goblin Boy.

Just like that detective who took some kind of pill.

“My body is younger, but the bat remains the same! Boy Goblin!”

“Hey.”

“Hehe.”

“…Sigh.”

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